Sunday, April 23, 2006

Reuel Marc Gerecht - Should 'we' bomb his house while he is in it?

I believe that we should bomb him because:

- He wears a beard.
- He has fewer relatives in the US that may attempt to avenge his death than the Iranians that we might kill if we bomb Iran.
- He advocates the bombing of other countries.
- The left corner of his mouth tends to fly up - Cheney-style.
- A good, wholesome bombing would help him stay alert for a long time.
- His air defenses are relatively weak, certainly weaker than Iran's.
- His house is not as far as Iran - the fuel economy should be significant.
- One single, very low-yield nuclear bunker buster should do the job.
- One less nut advocating the bombing of other countries on American territory.

Note: The bozo whose house 'we' may end up bombing has published an article in The Weekly Standard titled To Bomb Or Not To Bomb. And, like 'they' used to say: "you live by the bomb, you die by the bomb" - after all this IS the golden rule.

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