The DemoGOPs stand forever united where it counts: statism, globalism, Israelism, free tradeism, the ultimate demise of this country via the admission of Third World immigrants. They both agree that this is no longer a republic or a nation but what Chimp calls 'this part of the world'. They now see 'consumers', not citizens, who need 'workers', not immigrants to survive.

Their concern is not defending freedom but promoting and growing 'the market'. They all agree of these important issue but they sharply disagree on the optimal blend of fuels, whether women employees should wear pants on casual Fridays and wearing condoms should or should not be mandatory attire and whether Israel would be better off if we first bombed Iran instead of occupying Iraq.