Thursday, October 12, 2006

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Top-11 Bush Excuses for Killing 655,000 Iraqis


11 - This is telling me that almost 30 million fellow Iraqis are still waiting to be brought to justice
10 – Hitler killed more Jews
9 – I lack the intelligence
8 – With fewer Iraqis around, there can be better healthcare for the survivors
7 – While many Iraqi were killed, let’s not forget that many more Iraqis were born
6 - It’s Clinton’s fault
5 – It didn’t happen; show me 655,000 corpses
4 – Some of those killed were terrorists and they would have killed even more Iraqis if allowed to live
3 – S__t happens
2 – Rummy got the metric: divide $400,000,000,000 by 655,000 and you get over $600,000 compassionately spent per killed Iraqi. These are not ‘third class’ killings
1 – Bibi Netahyahu says that if Israel was Iraq and Albania was America and China was Chile then this would only look like killing 5 Martians and Billy Krystol so it’s no big deal

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, everyone is going to die eventually so, what's all this fuss about?

7:41 AM  
Blogger Cthulhu said...

good point.

9:15 PM  

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